One day, Sealand was dealing out erotic band-aids as usual when China arrived wearing nothing but a sparkly bra. then America burst in and spoke in his soft angel voice, "Lemme feel yo nipples". Russia thought he was a lime flavored spleen, so he died and England ate him and turned into a moth!
Sweden was taking a bath in some mustard, when Finland ruined it by drinking all the bath "Water" and took off all of his clothes and put curry on his eyes.
Then, Romano the Boob-Sniffer gave birth to a lazy-ass quiche that really needed to die now. Spain took care of that, by shoving it in his eyes. Poor Spain starting vomiting Cheetos because of that, and became a sexual assaulter to a porcupine's nipples.
France and Iceland were having a fish smelling contest. but america crashed that by dropping five cubic tons of moss flavored jello on them. Canada was pissed off that america ruined his prized jello, so he turned into toast and died.
All of a sudden, Poland grew wings made